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EZ T
"If we're lucky, future Americana-ists will consult EZ T to learn how the credneck sound can be a vivid palette with which to investigate and convey complicated moods and ironies." - Pitchfork 7.9/ 10 "I think I could kill the president with my bare hands." - EZ T Jerry Jeff Walker came home after a night at the dive to find his roommate Danzig sitting in their living room. "Damn it Glenn, I am starving! What do we got to eat in this shit hole?" "I just picked up some vacationing New Yorker this afternoon- he's in the back closet," said Danzig. "Hmmm, i can't wait to barbeque- I am just gonna chow down, raw dog! Whooooooo- haaaaa!" Jerry Jeff walked to the back room and opened the closet door, with mouth watering and eyes of fire. Pulling out the petrified tourist, he took a bite from his prey's torso. Jerry Jeff was insatiable. The tourist's wallet fell from his pocket as he slumped from fainting, "Hold On Jerry, I want to tape this dude screaming!" yelled Danzig in a annoyed voice. "Hurry up you old porkchopped sick-o, Jerry can't wait forever," laughed J.J.W. As Danzig walked into the back room, he noticed the wallet lying on the floor. He picked it up and opened it, searching for an I.D. "I wonder what this Lou Reed character was doing in Wyoming anyway?" -end.
In EZ T's music, the future now is primitive and paranoid-harsh, yet filled with dancing and exultation. At times very quiet and tragi-comic, even apocalyptic centrifuges. Let us go to the nether regions together brothers. and sisters, with EZ T in our arms.
"There lies the genius of the enterprise, I suspect. EZ T's debut album...carries on the great tradition of the great American crank in album form." - Dusted Magazine
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